I know you got really upset with me. You honked and waved your hands in phone like gestures and screamed at me to hang up and drive, just another idiot cell phone talker not paying attention to what they're doing and barreling all over the place.

I'm sorry you thought that. I'm sorry you got upset. But the fact is, I was paying perfect attention to what I was doing. It's nothing personal, but I needed to be in the lane you were in, like a jerk. So with full clarity of thought and committed intent I cut you off. I would have done it wether I was on the phone or not. Suck it.