Often times upon hearing that I'm a computer professional people will ask me about my MySpace page and then they are shocked and horrified to discover that I don't have one, in fact I hate MySpace and I find I have a lower opinion of everyone who has one. "But it's so cool, what's wrong with MySpace?" they coo.

Just about everything. I could go on for days about what's wrong with MySpace (just the first of which is that it's ugly), from the Orweilian privacy issues to the porno ads, and if that wasn't enough there's now a company who's fooling millions of MySpace users into spreading their malware.

What's wrong with MySpace? That.